The Genesis of an Obsession


It was October 1974 when I arrived in Chester on a pair of floating chicken hutches. 


My intention was to live aboard my humble craft for the next 3 years whilst attending the nearby Chester College with the aim of

becoming a teacher I soon discovered that I had innocently sailed into a conflict between posh boaters and ‘undesirables’. Because

of my ramshackle boats, I found myself classed in the latter category.

As one of the chief ‘undesirables’ decided to emigrate to Holland he had to dispose of his assets here. This gave

 me the opportunity to buy a full length boat for £100. A simple BCN joey.


The boat carried a metal plate in each end with the number 9 painted on it, her Stewarts & Lloyds fleet

number. She had been part of the huge fleet that used to carry products from Coombeswood tubeworks. Her top

bends were painted yellow, denoting that she had later belonged to Alfred Matty, canal contractors.

I later discovered that one of the tricks of the seller was to tow away unattended boats, sell them to several

people, then disappear, leaving his victims arguing about who was now the rightful owner. Happily. I was never

challenged about the ownership of number 9. 


At the time I was engaged to an R E teacher called Kathy. The romance of the canals had really got to me

and I envisaged a future living in a back cabin. She saw herself enjoying life in a nice semi detached suburban

house. We compromised on a full length conversion of our new old boat.

When she visited to view our future home, I pointed out that the boat needed a name. “Call it ‘Lilith’” she said,

explaining that it was Hebrew for a screech owl and that she’d solved someone’s final crossword clue that day by

knowing that fact.

It turned out to be rather more than that!  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lilith

I found a mooring for “Lilith” on a farmer’s field at Croughton, halfway along the Wirral line of the Shroppie. It cost 50p a week!

It was clear that before beginning the conversion I would need to do some work on the hull.

Opposite my Chester mooring was Taylors boatyard.

Taylors Boatyard Shropshire Union Canal

(Photo by David Dixon)

Alan Parry was busy there rebuilding a classic Taylors cruiser,

“Barbara Joan”, which had been burned out by vandals. I asked him where I could get some oak. He advised that

I shouldn’t waste my money on oak but should just go to the local timber merchant and buy lengths of red

deal. “It’s just as good” he claimed. I was puzzled by this but took his advice as he was a proper boatbuilder.

Eventually it dawned on me that he was just being kind. He assumed that, like most wide eyed youngsters

that start doing up an old wooden boat, I would soon give up. He wanted to protect me from wasting too much money.


Work really started in the Easter break in 1975. I bought the longest piece of 2” X 8” red deal that they had at

the local builders merchant and somehow balanced it across the saddle and handlebars of my folding bike,

then carefully pushed the contraption the mile to my boats. I loaded it on to the roof of one of my tatty craft,

then set off to deliver it to “Lilith”.


I chipped out a plank, cut rough scarph joints on the ends of the new plank and bolted it into place. As I

removed one plank, those around it started to disintegrate, so I repeated the process on them.

Soon I got to planks that were curved and so the wood needed steaming. I had no equipment so I approached

Alan Parry again. He lent me a gas fired industrial wallpaper stripper to generate steam. David Jones, who

had taken over Taylors yard, let me use some space and the master boatbuilder, Arthur Howard, lent me some big G clamps.


I put the plank into a long plastic bag, scrounged from a carpet shop, then led steam from the wallpaper stripper

into it for a couple of hours. Whilst the plank was cooking I set up a crude former. I put a stout wooden

beam on to blocks so that it was off the ground, then put two more blocks on top of this at what looked like

the right distance apart. When the plank was ready I removed it from its bag and laid it on top of the blocks,

then used the clamps to bend the floppy plank down to touch the beam halfway between the blocks. I would then

lash the plank down so that the clamps could be removed and returned to Arthur. Next morning I would

release the plank, now hardened to its curve, load it up on to the boat roof and take it out to “Lilith” for fitting.

This method would not work on most boats. Luckily, joeys are of a simple shape with no complex curves or twists.

In the 1970s ex Stewarts & Lloyds joeys were everywhere as they gradually dispersed their fleet. Of all the wooden joeys that were in once in every corner of the network I’m only aware of 4 survivors. Birchills is in the Black Country Living Museum. Daisy now belongs to Forces Veterans Afloat and has been somehow re-bottomed in re steel. There may be another one called Flute. Someone kindly did some research and discovered that No9 was originally built in 1901, though how much original material survived is a moot point. As Lilith she is now celebrating her 125th year, though more than 50 years after her restoration began, she now needs lots of new planks again.



Catching up.

Sorry! I'm afraid I haven't been posting much lately. To be honest, I've been a bit down and depressed. Usually irrepressibly optimistic, all I've been able to see is all the things that are wrong, starting with me, not having the energy that I used to have, and going out into the whole world, which seems to be increasingly run by psychopaths intent on destroying eveyrthing that is beautiful.

While my pessimism may be, as pesseimists always claim, mere realism, staying in that mindset is counter productive. You drive all the positive people away and find yourself surrounded with Eeyors. 


Nevertheless, we've been making good use of the sunny weather to get on with work on the boats. 

Work started on fitting Southam's  missing top strake.

We started boarding Southam's  Conversion.

Tony and Nessie got the plank fitted.

Unfortunately further stripping uncovered more problems with the conversion.

Tony has mostly been working on Forget me Not, particularly painting.

The sitting room window had been leaking on Hazel  so that was taken out and refitted.

Joe the tree surgeon moved his boat Benevolence  to Knowl St, Stalybridge. He winded above lock 7 and backed the rest of the way to the boatyard.

The electricity cupboard under Hazel's foredeck had to be stripped out. The wood was deteriorating and has to be replaced and the main batteries need renewing after 10 years. The opportunity is being taken to make it a bit more ergonomic as the switches and fuses used to be very inaccessible.

Nessie set to work removing the cabinside by the bathroom as some of the wood was getting soft. 

The side bedroom window had been refitted and well sealed. Extra insulation was added to the inside. 

The old AGM batteries had lasted well. They were removed from the boat to be replaced by LiFePo batteries.

The gaping hole in the side of the bathroom was a bit of a surprise for Helen when she came to stay.

But it's now been filled in.


A Window Cleaning Trip

About every 3 months we run a short trip so that a man with a long squirty pole can clean the windows at Cavendish Mill, which is now flats. There's no towpath access since the retaining wall started to collapse in 2002. Since then CRT (previously BWB) and Tameside council have been arguing about who should pay to repair it. For the most recent trip, on Thursday, John Tickner came to take some of his excellent photos. As the gearbox is stil not quite ready I had to shaft the boat there and back.

On this occasion, Matt, the window cleaner, forgot to turn on a valve in his van, so I had to climb out over a spiky fence to turn it on for him. I'm not complaining but it may occur to some people that it was the 72 year old cancer survivor who did the climbing. Anyway, here's John's photos. They're his copyright.







If it's not one thing------

Over the past few weeks we've had to cancel or postpone trip after trip on "Hazel" for various reasons, mostly weather related but health problems of guests have figured too. Today I thought at last we had it right. The weather was nice and we had guests on board for an overnight trip. It was a bit windy but nothing like we have experienced lately. Everything was readt so me and Aaron started to back the pair, breasted, into the basin ready to swing round and head off up the Peak Forest canal. All of a sudden the engine stalled. I restarted it but, as soon as I engaged reverse gear it stalled again. I had a look inside  the gearbox to discover that it was jammed in forward gear. The gear change mechanism was working correctly but the forward gear clutch simply wouldn't disengage, so, when you put it into reverse it's trying to go forward and backwards at the same time. This means I'm going to have to take the gearbox out and get it professionally looked at. How long this will take and what it will cost I know not.

Our guests seemed to have a nice afternoon chatting and exchanging life experiences. One is staying tonight and another has asked if she can come and stay on board with her dog sometime, which, of course, she can.


Here's a couple of photos of me and Aaron reversing the boats just before it all went wrong. Photographer Cheryl Louise Dinsdale.

Dudley and Eunice

I'm disappointed! I was promised something that would

Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks! rage! blow!
You cataracts and hurricanoes, spout
Till you have drench'd our steeples, drown'd the cocks!
You sulphurous and thought-executing fires,
Vaunt-couriers to oak-cleaving thunderbolts,
Singe my white head! And thou, all-shaking thunder,
Smite flat the thick rotundity o' the world!
Crack nature's moulds, an germens spill at once,
That make ingrateful man!

What's actually happening is that it's a bit breezy and it's raining on and off. A sort of normal
winter day in Ashton really.I actually postponed a trip because of the weather warnings.

This, it seems, is Storm Eunice. She was supposed to be far worse
than Storm Dudley. I was at the Knowl St boatyard with Cheryl Dinsdale when Dudley struck on
Thursday. He at least got us soaked and blew things about a bit. When I got back to Portland Basin
I found that "Lilith"s cloths had blown off. Nessie has since put them back on.

I haven't taken any photos for a while, so, here's a nice picture of
"Lilith" on a sunny day. Photo by Jay Jengba.


Getting "Hazel" Ready

Tomorrow we have wellbeing guests arriving for a trip up the Peak Forest canal to Marple aqueduct. We'll stay there overnight then come back on Monday. Me and Aaron have spent most of the day cleaning and sorting her out after her use as a film location. We took her over the Tame aqueduct to charge her batteries at the workshop of Dixon & Smith (Motor Engineers) in Dukinfield. She goes there by people power, on this occasion me and Aaron. The reason they built canals was that they enabled huge loads to be moved for very little energy expenditure. "Hazel" weighs about 20 tons but she's no problem for us to move.



Aaron keeps warm and dry in his new dayglo ski suit.

A Lovely Trip

We've had a very pleasant couple from Worksop staying on "Hazel" for a week and they booked a trip up the Peak Forest. We went up to Marple on Friday, a glorious summers day, winded and returned as far as Chadkirk. The crew were me, Aaron, Liz and Darren. We all wore masks whenever we had to come close to each other, maintained strict separation from our guests and sanitised the tiller etc when we changed steerers.


Aaron, Liz and Darren cycled home once we had tied for the night. I stayed aboard "Forget me Not". The crew returned for a 2pm departure on Saturday to bring the pair back to Portland Basin. Liz's husband Pete came too.The weather wasn't quite as good but still an enjoyable trip.